Maggie L. Walker Football TeamEdit
MLWGS has no football team. It is too costly, and there is not enough student interest to warrant the formation of one. Also, because the students have not had much training, the prospects of the performance of the team would not be high. The school board is quite short in money, having wasted $70000 on procuring a pointless UVA study and experiencing the effects of an economic crisis. This money would be better allocated to enhancing what we already have - decent education - rather than attempting to improve what we don't need - a football team.
It is an oft repeated joke that the Maggie Walker football team is technically undefeated because it does not exist. However, this joke has gotten old and the t-shirts were too far.